Here is a collection of some of the best children memes we have found so far.  Let us know what you think!!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Disapproval.  You’ll know it when you see it.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Eating Watermelon Like A Boss

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Silence is golden…unless you have a toddler.  In that case silence is very, very suspicious.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

I didn’t choose the thug life.  The thug life chose me.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

I don’t know what you’re putting in these bottles, but keep em’ comin’.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

How do I put this?  You will never “sleep in” again.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

How am I still breathing if she has my nose?

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

That’s a good question.  Let me MULLET over!

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

That moment when you realize it wasn’t a fart.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

I saw Dad with Mom last night.  I think he was stealing my milk.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Haha!  So we meet again!!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

…and then I will strategically place my legos in the hallway.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

The key to my heart? My children!!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

I have a surprise for you!! It’s poop.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

I can’t believe I pulled his finger.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Don’t stop!  Believing!!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Born at 7:00 AM.  Bored at 7:01.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Bedtime?  Ain’t nobody got time for that.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Bathroom Break:  They Will Find You.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

What are you looking at?  Bald is IN!!!!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

You don’t have to talk like that because I’m a baby.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

…so if olive oils made of olives then baby oil…OMG

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

A baby is never a mistake.  A surprise sometimes, but never a mistake.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

The face you make…when it’s 15 minutes before quitting time and your boss calls for mandatory overtime.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Tell Ian I’m not signing the agreement until he gives me my nose back.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Guess who kept everyone awake last night?

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Asked what I wanted for breakfast.  Told I couldn’t have fruit snacks.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

For the last time!  Where are my cookies!?

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

As soon as you finish putting my diaper on I will shit.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Duck face?  The only time it’s “cute”!

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Yes Elmo, I see your point.  3 does come after 2.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

What happens at Grandma’s stays at Grandma’s.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Jingle those keys in my face one more time.  I dare you.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

And then they said “don’t make a mess!”

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

There can be only one.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

Patty cake, patty cake, bakers….dead.

 

Heart Sent Quotes - Children Quotes
Heart Sent Quotes – Children Quotes

So then I asked her why would I want a train going into my mouth?

 

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