Which One Are You? Scorpio – Drunken Monkey Sex. Libra – Mind Blowing Sex. Saggitarius – Wrong Hole Sex. Pisces – Anywhere Possible Sex. Virgo – Toe Curling Sex. Leo – Slutty Sex. Gemini – Unforgettable Sex. Taurus – Sensual Sex. Aries – Dominating Sex. Aquarius – Powerful Sex. Capricorn – Sweaty Sex. Cancer – Freaking Ass Sex.
Men who say women belong in the kitchen must not know what to do with them in the bedroom.
He moves down my belly kissing as he goes, and before I know it, he rips my panties off like they are made of tissue paper. ” Hope you weren’t too attached to those,” he growls as his mouth reaches my sex.
Yo, Girl. This bed is two player!
The Rough Rule: Talk Dirty. Spank Ass. Slap Face, Bite Everything. Pull Hair, Fuck Hard.
This could be us…but you playing.
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you’re in prison.
Hold her still and massage her insides with every inch of you.
SEX: Dear Facebook Friends, since I have your attention now, stop sending game requests!
Making love is NOT the same as having sex. Please understand the difference.
Sex isn’t sex without hair pulling, ass grabbing, neck holding, lip biting, neck sucking, pillow biting, back scratching.
Hair Pulling. Not just for preschoolers anymore.
Fuck stress, have sex!
great fucking sex, a good laugh, partner in crime, epic conversations, a friendship, honesty, unquestionable loyalty.
“What’s your favorite position in bed?” Near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging.
Fuck. It’s a word, a handful of letters used on impulse to express anger, irritation, and numerous other feelings. Get over it.
The “Fuck The Living Shit Out Of You” Squag: Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Gemini, Capricorn, Aries, Libra, and Virgo.
You see rough sex…I see her 5th orgasm.
Make her never want anybody else.
It’s more than just breathing, it’s intoxicating, you’re like a drug to me. I fight the desire, and it keeps coming back, that I am a captive, and only you can set me free. How can this be wrong if it feels so right. You’re my vice, guilty pleasure, my favorite sin. I find heaven, if there is such a place, when you’re next to me. I’m in hell when we are apart. You are what I need…to breathe.
Don’t keep calm. Rip my clothes off, spin me around, grab my neck, and fuck me like you hate me.
Be gentle with me. Be sweet and kind. Oh, hell!!! Who am I kidding? Flip me over, ride my ass, and pull my hair!!!
A real woman never lets her man leave the house hungry or horny…
Just cuz you like rough sex doesn’t make you a dominant.
When you look at me in that sexy “I’m gonna fuck you so hard” kinda way.
Good boys eat out
Focus on what you wear to bed for your man more than what you put on to impress strangers.
When you know…the bastard in him is perfect for the bitch in you.
How was the gym?…Your dinner’s ready.
Women act up when they need dick and attention. So, grab her bratty ass by the hair and remind her who the fuck Daddy is.
She’ll let you know if you’re being too rough in bed, so don’t baby her, manhandle her.
Kissing her while she’s cumming on your dick will always make her catch feelings.
Snugglefuck: A transition from cuddling to rough sex. “I really want to hold you and be close, but let’s go to pound town on the fuck truck.”
Love is when one person knows all of your secrets, your deepest, darkest, most dreadful secrets, of which no one else in the world knows and yet, in the end, that one person does not think any else of you.
“I’m so jealous,” I finally say once I’ve calmed my racing heart. “I’m so jealous of all the other women you’ve given this kind of attention to.”
Resisting Her. His lips parted and he sucked in a deep breath. “Just like that, baby. Nice and slow. I’ve been waiting too long to rush this.”
I plan to do more than touch you. I plan to fuck you. Hard and repeatedly.
Vaginas are like the weather. If it’s wet, time to go inside.
Maybe if I poke her with it it’ll put her in the mood.
You were built for me. I denied it as long as I could, but we were meant to be together. You are the sea under my sky. We’re bound at the horizon.
Aint no sex like I miss you sex.
Beat it…pull out…eat it…then put it back in.
“I want it real slow, baby” “How slow?” “So slow I can feel you entering my soul.”
Get your safe word ready, you’re gonna need it tonight.
NEW Sex Position called THE RAGING BULL. 1st get your girl in doggy style and slide in real deep. Now lean forward and wrap your arms around her real tight! Here’s the BULL part….put your lips near her ear, and whisper another girls name and see how long you can stay on…good luck and may the force be with you…